Caught with my pants down

Sometimes the best time to go grocery shopping is just before midnight on Saturday night. That’s what I did tonight. I went out just after The Soup with Joel McHale ended and bought some cereal, milk and frozen pizza. Then I came home; i brought all the groceries inside in one trip. I put the milk and frozen pizza away, then got undressed and ready for bed. As I walked from the sink to my bed I realized the door was still open. I had stripped down to my underwear and the door was still open! Oops.